Sunday, December 19, 2010

The Greatest Film Series of Our Time

Love and Other Solitudes - 1969

Love and Other Sorrows - 1989

Love and Other Catastrophes - 1996

Love and Other Unspeakable Acts - 1999

Love and Other Curiosities - 2001

Love and Other Disasters - 2006

Love and Other Dilemmas - 2006

Love... and Other Reasons to Panic - 2007

Love... & Other 4 Letter Words - 2007

Love, Soccer, and Other Catastrophes - 2008

Love and Other Crimes - 2008

Love and Other Red Spot Specials - 2008

Love and Other Impossible Pursuits - 2009

Love and Other Drugs - 2010

Love & Other Unstable States of Matter - 2010 (Forthcoming)

Love and Other Troubles - 2011 (Forthcoming)

Love, Commitment, and Other Acts of Illusion - 2012 (Forthcoming)

Yes, I know that these films were all done by different actors, writers, directors, producers, and film companies. But would it be hard to believe they are all of the same cloth?

Saturday, July 17, 2010

You know what?

This would be the perfect place to post what I've updated on my website.

But I never think of it.

You should just assume that everything's updated.

It will give you an excuse to read Sonic Fights Robotnik again.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Very Important Question

I wonder what Oprah Winfrey's sex life is like...

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Expert Review

Menage a 3 will make hurt your head.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Memo

Dear SONICFAN,

Why haven't you returned my calls?

Sincerely,

David The Lurker

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Let us dance together
Upside down

I hear a rocking chair
I wish it would keep the noise down
I am trying to sleep

sotherbys

they are off the charts
because they have sold so many
to their mother

bar graphs

booze is falling from the ceiling
the dancers can not keep it together

off broadway IS DYNOMITE
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chocolate

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Post the

One year ago today,